First Runner-Up: Victoria's Secret Catalogues - I see ta-tas. (Russell Beland, Springfield)
And the winner of the Elvis cologne:
Immigration and Naturalization Service - Adios. (Russ and Chrissy Haynes, Silver Spring)
Honorable Mentions:
Elizabeth Taylor Hilton Wilding Todd Fisher Burton Warner Fortensky - A lot of he's. (Meg Sullivan, Potomac)
William Henry Harrison - Who? (Chuck Smith, Woodbridge)
Kate Moss - Ate 0 (David Genser, Arlington; Susan Reese, Arlington)
Monica Lewinsky - Nice! (Wink.) (Chris Doyle, Rockville)
Alexandra Stevenson - Dr.'s Teen (Howard Walderman, Columbia)
Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms - Boom! (Susan Reese, Arlington)
Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms - Real, Cold Fear. (Sandra Hull, Arlington)
Charley Casserly, Washington Redskins General Manager - Clearly sinking. (Drew Knoblauch, Reston)
Prime Minister Ehud Barak - I'm Mister Ed. (Martin Bredeck, Alexandria)
Saddam Hussein - A hun. (Howard Walderman, Columbia)
J. Danforth Quayle - DOH. (Dave Zarrow, Herndon)
Boris Nikolayevich Yeltsin - Is not in. (Jennifer Hart, Arlington)
Joey Buttafuoco - Oaf (Meg Sullivan, Potomac)
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals - Lo-cal treat: animals. (Paul Kocak, Syracuse, N.Y.)
World Church of the Creator - Old threat. (Howard Walderman, Columbia)
Kenneth Starr, Independent Counsel - Spend tons. (Mary Lou French, Lorton)
Marlon Brando - Moo (Jerry Pannullo, Kensington)
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince - Prince. (Patrick Hogan, Washington)
Pamela Anderson - Melon. (Jean Consolla, Alexandria)
Talk show host and entertainer Rush Limbaugh - Also, hot air bag. (Bob Garber, Lusby)
Al Gore - Al Gore. (David Genser, Arlington)
President William Jefferson Clinton - I will affront. (Howard Walderman, Columbia)
President William Jefferson Clinton - Id ill effect. (Howard Walderman, Columbia)
William Jefferson Clinton, President - Will I score? (Colm Kenny, Bethesda)
William Jefferson Clinton - Lie on 'n' on. (Peter Tutini, Bowie)
Rookie of the Week: William Jefferson Clinton - Will sin on. (Beverly Waldenfels, Annandale)